Monday, June 29, 2009
telepon bimbit / mobile phone / shou ji dian hua
I'm tsinking about getting a nu hand-telepon.
zee iPhone or zee brack-berry?!
bof also veli naice . . but i'm still madly in love with my current phone zee n95 - its got everything you need.
- im really gona ciao and exercise now.
dohhhhhhh'
First and foremost and apologies to MJ for such a late post.
Deepest condolences to the family of Michael Jackson for the demise of the King of Pop. He will be remembered by all forever.
*and my kids will be growing up to his tracks too.
So it all started out like this:
Vinson Tan Jacque's blog is 80% filled with sex content and 20% nonsense
2 hours ago · Comment · Like
Cheryann Yeo at 3:12pm June 29
wads her blog addy?
Vinson Tan at 3:19pm June 29
jacqxbydefault.blogspot.com
Jacque Koh at 4:25pm June 29
LOL cb! If you had a blog you'd write about how many times in a day you use your kuku n how many hairs you discovered on your balls everyday! HAHAHAHA
William So at 5:05pm June 29
wah.. so true..
i'm sure vino is counting already....
SIBO!
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HAHAHA.
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I'm pretty sure my blog doesn't contain as much SEX as dear Vino claims but I do not deny that I make slight references or comparisons to sex. Sounds the same.. oh well. It could just be the words I use that make my entries sound so humsup. I really don't intend for that. Maybe I should convert this "online-diary" into an Online Sex Tutorial Blog and maybe this would make me popular like the likes of Kenny Sia and XiaXue overnight.
Hmm.. Second thoughts, NO. I wish to stay annoymous and be a small-fry brogger because then I can brog about whatever I like.
Which brings me to my next subject....
I was browsing
Kenny Sia's blog only to find pictures of him in high places and nothing in its contents fascinated me enough to raid through his archives. I don't understand what brought him to fame in the first place. Was it his photography skills, if any? Bu tze dao. I heard from
B that Kenny let fame get to his head and is so cocky that people cbf with him.
B and her friend saw him at a Kuching nightclub/bar a year or two ago, by himself, holding onto a drink looking around the place hoping to be noticed. Sohaiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
XiaXue, however, makes the boring-est topics come to life with her everlasting dry humour and sarcastic style. Her bitchiness is the zest and I'd rather read about her day to day routine than to read up on her rival, Dawn Yang - who, imo, is not worth linking -
I'm bored and cold anddddddd .. no and.
I feel the need to do an hours worth of cardio but simultaneously feeling a tad lazy to get on my feet and start power-walking.. Its pouring wikid ways outside but as I always say, its my kinda beautiful day.
If I could be fucked right now, I'd chio A out for a nice bowl of hot steamy pho. I love my pho. I've probably had over 100 bowls; with each bowl of pho, it makes me more Vietnamese. I would walk into a vietnamese owned oriental store and the owners would speak to me in Vietnamese and I'd look at them and smile trying not to give away that I'm really malaysian. DAMNIT. lol
I am craving for pho :( but stepping out into the cold is putting me off.. I think I'm feeling older than I really am. I used to brave the cold but now I'd rather shrivel in bed and keep warm.
SHRIVEL
Just saw a picture of Rihannas toned body and it has successfully motivated me to exercise despite the chilly weather sooooooooo.. ciaooo!
* Manukan beachhhhhhhh.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
I GOT WAXED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.
And I didn't chicken out this time.
Ouch?
Friday, June 12, 2009
3 Mobile is THE gold digger.
As I type this entry, I am on the phone to 3 Customer care and have been put on hold.
Its my second or third time calling to complain about the ridiculous phone bill charges. I upgraded from my 49 cap in April to the 69 cap which entitles to $550 worth of calls every month. Instead of paying $92 each month (69 cap plus handset charges and net data) I have been paying through my nose with fucking shit amounts like $200.20 & this months charges of $104.16. Can you see the difference in amounts. Its fucking heaps.
My call just concluded with the cancellation of the net data and clarification of obtaining free mobile facebook. FUCKS SAKE. This whole time I have been paying extra for facebook when it was actually free and the fucker who upgraded me to the 69cap did not bring this to my attention. I hope he loses his job that kent.
Anyway, negativity aside.
I AM FREE OF ALL EXAMS . This feeling currently takes first place of my feelings list. It ranks on top of sex and shitting.
Seriously, it feels as though you have been holding in your shit for the whole day and then you get home and let it all out on the toilet bowl. TWO THUMBS UP !
Anyway.
Thats it for now - i'm going to the oriental store to buy ingredients for PHO :))
Labels: expensive phone bill, fuck
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Bubu sent me a link to watch n0varoku ( an amazingly hilarious chinese guy ) and I never laughed so hard in public before. I literally cried.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
I have reorganized this blog however, I've lost many links.
If your name does not appear on the right under "whos next door," could you please drop me a comment with your url so that I can relocate you :)
thanks heaps!!
&&
after my dreadful exams, i will commence blogging with continuity. this time blogging about more exciting things.
Anyway.
Heres another photo to share, sent to me by none other than bubu herself. Credits to her.
I'll first share the
ultimate erection killer.
It's titled
Bev Surprised. It was really named
Jacque Surprised but I sent it to a friend.
And the one below.. oh oh oh oh.
TOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP from big bang :)
New layout - still under construction.
